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3 avril What on earth should I blog about today??You know, ideas for blog entries always hit me at bad times - when I'm driving, when I'm trying to go to sleep, when I'm trying to get into a pair of pantyhose. Often times, I don't get to a computer right away to get my ramblings down in print. Needless to say, I tend to forget the really witty things I want to share, and you get stuck reading completely inane stuff that isn't the slight bit amusing. Silly things, like how Jon and I went out for dinner tonight on a "date" at a fairly upscale restaurant, and I succeeded in spilling my cosmopolitan (the second alcoholic beverage I have had all year) all over the table, and then dropped a fork covered in red pasta sauce into my lap before we left. But I digress.
I thought about blogging about the fact that I actually do listen to music that was in fact made before AND after the 80's. I thought I might write a dissertation about bluegrass music and how it translated to folk in the 60s, but that pro-folk crowd would swoop down upon my blog and turn it into chaos. When they sing "If I had a hammer," they aren't kidding, people. They'd be all up in my Space here hammering me into the ground if I said that Mary was the weak link, and Peter and Paul should have hired that Swedish gal instead, even if "Peter, Paul and Olga" sounds a bit awkward.
I pondered writing more medical related subjects, but it seems the readership on those is minimal. Face it, I have two groups of readers looking for medical blogs - the couple of kids that are actually interested in the subject, and those sad little people who find there way here to this blog by typing "medical+exam+fetish" into Google. I still can't figure out how my blog comes up in those searches, as I think this is the first entry where I have used the word "fetish". However, I do have to chuckle at someone digging through my photo albums trying to find the doctor pr0n....(hint, you can find it here)
There's always the possibility of more observations of Southern California. However, I only think I can say "crowded, smelly, lots of traffic, dear gawd why did I move here" so many times before it loses all humor value. At this point, jokes about Hummers are no longer Dave Chappell funny - they are now Pauly Shore funny. And while California vanity could still be poked at, the number of bad face-lifts I've spotted is no longer laughable, but nightmare inducing (I'm telling you, there's a difference between a face-lift and a face-pulled-over-your-skull.)
I try and avoid religious discussion. Face it, everyone has their own belief system, and you can't change that. Besides, those damn Scientologists can't take a joke anyway. I could talk about literature, but the only book I am qualified to discuss is "Moby Dick", and that's only because I read the Cliff Notes a couple times in college. I could tell some lawyer jokes, but knowing my luck, one of those ambulance-chasers would try to sue me for slander. Or is it libel? I always get those mixed up - but I bet they would know which one is which, and bill me $200 an hour to explain it.
So, yeah, I can't think about what I want to blog about today. Maybe tomorrow will yeild some creative ideas....
You'll have to forgive me - I'm only up to a couple serious discussions a month. I promise I'll quit being a smart-@$$ soon.
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