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1 April Serious Talk about a Serious SubjectI want to discuss something that has been bothering me for a while. It may be a delicate subject, but someone needs to speak out and say something. Denying the problem won't fix it, and I can sit by and act like nothing is wrong. yes, someone needs to speak out, so I will do it. It won't be pretty, but it needs some publicity.
What, you might be asking yourself, could be so important that this medical student will take time out of her studying schedule to talk about it? And why should I be concerned? Well, my friend, this very topic might, someday, affect you. Yes, I want to talk about something important. I want to talk about public women's restrooms.
For years I have used public women's restrooms (PWR). I don't like to admit it, but sometimes it's a must. Take, for instance, those days when you've had one too many cups of coffee and must make a long commute home. You might think to yourself, "I'll be fine. I can make it home." But you've had too much coffee, and once in your car, you realize that you're just fooling yourself. You must use the public women's restoom. Don't be ashamed. We've all had to indulge that little part of ourselves called "the bladder". It's ok, no one is here to judge you. We're all in this together.
Now, upon entering the PWR, a woman will see something that will make her ponder for a long time. A mystery of mysteries, something that might never be figured out in our life time. Yes, she will wonder, "Why is a gender that is so obsessed with beauty and grooming so completely dirty and disgusting in the public women's restroom?" It's a question we all ask ourselves. Why, for instance, do some women forget to flush? A woman wouldn't accept that behavior from her husband at home, so why would she do that in public? Or, why are women incapable of getting the paper towels into the garbage cans? And why do they just leave them on the floor? I have a feeling that these will remain mysteries for a long, long time.
What, you might be asking yourself, can we do about this? Well, I'll tell you - we rise up and fight back! We'll make sure we flush the toilets, and assure that our paper towels make it into the garbage. And if the restroom is dirty, we'll notify someone who works there so the situation can be dealt with! Only together can we make our PWRs clean.
(I wanted to post this earlier in the day, but time always gets the better of me. Here's hoping you had an April Fool's Day full of laughter!)
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